November 12, 2014
Current Events
Too bad a Spanish woman didn’t realize it was best to keep her panties ON the night before her nuptials. You see, 9 months into her marriage, the woman gave birth to what her husband thought was their first child. However, the husband was shocked beyond belief when he discovered the baby was born with dwarfism.
Convinced there was some sort of mix-up, the husband argued with doctors, demanding an explanation. But when medics explained that it was definitely his wife’s child, she was forced to admit to a previous night of infidelity.
Apparently, a sexy dwarf stripper hired for the bachelorette festivities was just too irresistible for the bride to ignore. Drunk and looking for fun, the woman confessed to having sex with the dwarf, which produced a dwarf infant 9 months later.
Needless to say, the embarrassed new mom is quickly brushing up on the challenges of raising a dwarf child, her husband is reconsidering his decision to marry the cheating spouse and the dwarf-father is looking into a paternity claim.
of a bachelorette party that ended 9 months later with a dwarf infant.
Dwarfs, Strippers and Infidelity sounds like a trip on the Canterbury Tales…lol