Breaking News: SARAH PALIN JOINS DEMOCRATS
First she wowed the Republican Party. Next, she mesmerized the Tea Party. Now Sarah Palin hopes to wield her political magic on the Democrats.
Late last night, Sarah Palin rocked the political world by saying “About that ‘Hopey-Changey’ Party… If you can’t beat em, join em…. you betcha,” and filed the necessary paperwork to become a Democrat, hoping to garner the nomination for President in 2012.
President Obama was shocked, flabbergasted and understandably at a loss for words. Former Palin running mate Sen. John McCain issued a brief statement calling her a “turn-coat,” saying that he felt betrayed as Republicans pounced on him yet again for not properly “vetting” her. When told of the news, Bill Clinton grinned like a Cheshire cat and simply said “Whooo-Hooo.” But a defiant Michelle Obama said “HELL NO!” and began a campaign with Hillary Clinton to physically stop Sarah from joining the party.
The only thing we can stay about this story is: APRIL FOOLS!
Sarah Palin a Democrat????? Would NEVER happen!!!
Ha ha very funny. You almost gave me a heart attack.
HAH. As if the Dems would have her!?!_lol.However, in OTHER reltaed news:It does appear that Palin and Faux Noise actually ARE h*ll-bent on being today's JOKE!Eonline, CNN et al: March 31,2010"Fox News' Sarah Palin Promo Shock 'n' Awes Toby Keith" [What are they putting in the water at those tea parties?Just hours after LL Cool J took issue with Fox News for splicing old footage of him into a promo for a Sarah Palin-hosted special in which she profiles "real Americans," country singer Toby Keith said that the very same thing happened to him!Keith's rep, Elaine Schock, confirmed to E! News Wednesday that the U.S.A.-championing artist has never been interviewed by Palin, yet there's a clip of him in the same commercial, right before LL Cool J comes on."I have no idea what interview they are using," Schock told the New York Times' Arts Beat blog."Toby’s talked to Fox a number of times, and I had no idea that this was going to be on Sarah Palin's special. Fox has never contacted me—not now, not when they were putting this together, not at all. I have no idea what they’re using."She later informed the Times that the interview likely occurred in early 2009.After ending up the target of a negative tweet, the network has since dropped the repurposed LL Cool J interview from Real American Stories, airing Thursday night. ]Story: <a href="http://www.eonline.comhttp://www.eonline.com<br />Pitiful. Just. Pitiful.