Breaking News: SARAH PALIN JOINS DEMOCRATS
First she wowed the Republican Party. Next, she mesmerized the Tea Party. Now Sarah Palin hopes to wield her political magic on the Democrats.
Late last night, Sarah Palin rocked the political world by saying “About that ‘Hopey-Changey’ Party… If you can’t beat em, join em…. you betcha,” and filed the necessary paperwork to become a Democrat, hoping to garner the nomination for President in 2012.
President Obama was shocked, flabbergasted and understandably at a loss for words. Former Palin running mate Sen. John McCain issued a brief statement calling her a “turn-coat,” saying that he felt betrayed as Republicans pounced on him yet again for not properly “vetting” her. When told of the news, Bill Clinton grinned like a Cheshire cat and simply said “Whooo-Hooo.” But a defiant Michelle Obama said “HELL NO!” and began a campaign with Hillary Clinton to physically stop Sarah from joining the party.
The only thing we can stay about this story is: APRIL FOOLS!
Sarah Palin a Democrat????? Would NEVER happen!!!
Ha ha very funny. You almost gave me a heart attack.