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Cabinet Meeting
‘Lovefest’ Lampooned
So far, Donald Trump has accomplished ZERO legislative achievements. Still, that didn’t stop his very first cabinet meeting from turning into a lauding of “The Donald” with a sickening array of platitudes and phony compliments that would choke Cupid.
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First up was Vice-President Mike Pence: “This is the greatest privilege of my life is to serve as vice president to a president who’s keeping his word to the American people.”
Next was Attorney General Jeff Sessions: “It’s an honor to be able to serve you in that regard and to send the exact right message, and the response is fabulous around the country.”
By now, the cabinet meeting floodgates were open.
“Mr. President, what an incredible honor it is to lead the Department of Health and Human Services at this time under your leadership,” exclaimed Secretary Tom Price.
“It’s a new day at the United Nations. We now have a very strong voice,” shrieked Nikki Haley, the US ambassador to the UN. “People know what the United States is for. They know what we’re against. They see us leading across the board.”
The pats on Trump’s back went on and on and on… until Chief of Staff Reince Priebus delivered this doozy: “On behalf of the entire senior staff around you, Mr. President, we thank you for the opportunity and the blessing that you’ve given us to serve your agenda and the American people.”
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Well, it didn’t take long for the news media to mock the Trump love-in. However, it was Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer of New York who had the most fun at Trump’s expense. Take a look below at his tongue-in-cheek reenactment of the Trump cabinet meeting.
THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY!
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