CHARLIE SHEEN FIRED!
Apparently, he’s no longer “winning.”
Charlie Sheen is hopping mad after being fired yesterday from his sitcom “Two and a Half Men.” But to make matters worse — the producers informed him via text message.
In his first interview since learning he’s now out of a job, Sheen told Access Hollywood “I got a text or something. Here’s another thing — these guys are such yellow cockroaches that they didn’t even have the decency to call me. I put 5 bill[ion] in their cheap suit pockets and another half a bil’ in what’s-his-cheese’s pockets and this is the [expletive] respect I get? It’s just deplorable and they should be ashamed of themselves!”
Sheen took no responsibility in his firing, but instead blamed the termination on his former bosses not understanding him. “Whatever. I guess if you can’t process a guy, or realize his value, you must terminate him,” Sheen said.
Now Sheen intends to pursue all available legal action against his ex-bosses for breach of contract. “I think that they realized that,” Sheen said. “They exercised such a cheap move and [this is] so silly and so transparent and… it’s so juvenile. It is the work of infants. It is the work of silly infants and it’s just — if this is what it had to come to, to get me out of those silly shirts, then so be it. So maybe I’ll wear one, just on the final day when I go and remove all of their bazillions.”