Chicken Donald Appears Outside The White House
He’s been called ‘The Donald,’ ‘King Donald,’ and a bunch of other expletives and unmentionables. However, a new blow-up doll has everyone now calling Donald Trump ‘Chicken Donald!’
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On Wednesday, a huge inflatable chicken suddenly appeared outside the White House gates. The parade float-sized blow-up doll has been nicknamed ‘Chicken Donald’ due to its golden coif hairstyle, hand gestures, and absolutely uncanny resemblance to the real Donald.
The inflatable chicken mysteriously appeared near the Ellipse area (also known as President’s Park) just outside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and was clearly visible from the White House residence. Too bad ‘King Donald’ was away on vacation and unable to see his long-lost twin ‘Chicken Donald’ arriving for a visit.
Taran Singh Brar eventually came forward and confessed that he bought the chicken for $1300 as a visual protest.
According to Brar, “Trump is too chicken to release his tax returns [and] to stand up to Putin.”
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THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY!