After avoiding a tango with “Bubba” in the Penitentary, former GOP House Majority Leader and future Texas State inmate Tom DeLay will soon be DANCING WITH THE STARS. Announced Monday as part of the latest cast of ballroom hoofers, DeLay may seem to some an odd choice to join the popular ABC dance contest. But after dancin’ around campaign finance laws which led to his indictment in 2005, then dancin’ around avoiding a prison term thanks to his GOP cronies, DeLay may just be the perfect choice to show the world how he’s always so light on his feet.
