Oh, say it ain’t so. Ron ‘Don’t Say Gay’ DeSantis has been caught wearing high heels.
Current Events :
Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida made a big deal out of his disgust for drag queens in drag shows wearing high heels. However, it now appears that ol’ Don’t Say Gay DeSantis has been secretly prancing around town in a pair of heels of his own.
No, DeSantis has not “gone gay” and is not doing drag. Instead, he has given in to his own insecurities about his height (or, lack thereof) by opting to appear taller via a badly designed pair of man-lifts inside his western boots.
Yes, after recently sporting a bizarrely shaped pair of cowboy boots and magically appearing a few inches taller, DeSantis was asked point blank if he was wearing lifts. As expected, he denied it. However, he was then asked why he’s never seen wearing flat dress shoes or even sneakers.
“Well, I wear them while exercising,” the uncomfortable governor responded.
Of course, his answer didn’t satisfy the masses. So, Politico decided to investigate the matter by going directly to a trio of footwear experts to gauge their professional opinions.
The verdict?
“I’ve dealt with these politicians many times,” Zephan Parker, the proprietor of Texas-based bespoke boot maker Parker Boot Company, told Politico. “I’ve helped them with their lifts. [DeSantis] is wearing lifts; there’s no doubt.”
Graham Ebner, a boot maker who cut his teeth in what (Politico says) is “widely considered one of the country’s best bespoke cowboy boot makers,” concurred that something fishy is going on.
“Three things stick out to me,” he said. “The instep, the toe spring, and where the ball of his foot is sitting in the boots…. In the photo of him sitting on the wooden stool, you can see where the ball of his foot is protruding on the right boot. It’s a good inch behind where it should be. It should not be in that position unless the heels were being lifted dramatically,” he concluded.
Nicholas Templeman, a London-based shoemaker who spent nearly a decade at “the oldest continually operating bespoke shoe-making company in the world,” agreed and said all signs point to lifts inside his boots.
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So, there you have it. Because DeSantis is running for president and because most Americans tend to prefer a taller commander-in-chief, good ol’ Don’t Say Gay DeSantis is almost assuredly wearing heels. Or, to put it another way, DeSantis might be against seeing drag queens in heels, but he has no qualms about subjecting the rest of us to images of himself in heels.
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Gov. Ron ‘Don’t Say Gay’ DeSantis and high heels.
Hahahahahaha. I cannot stop laughing at that video of him trying to walk in those heels. He looks like a little child trying to walk in their mother’s shoes that do not fit. Yeah those are lifts alright.