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Get My Documents Back, Barks Trump!

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GET MY DOCUMENTS BACK!! MY documents. Those are the words a livid Donald Trump has been barking to his lawyers and aides in an ongoing temper tantrum since the Mar-a-Lago raid earlier this month.

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Yes, ‘The Donald’ is demanding that his team find a way to recover “ALL” of the official documents that he continuously refers to as “mine” — including even the highly sensitive and top secret ones.  This comes after The New York Times confirmed that Trump has been hiding more than 700 stolen documents since he left office in January 2021.

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According to Rolling Stone, Trump wants his lawyers to find some magical legal maneuver that would force the US government to return the highly classified and sensitive national security documents to him in the basement at Mar-a-Lago ASAP! However, even his own advisors are rethinking their allegiance by telling him that it’s just not possible.

“I hate to break it to the [former] president, but I do not think he is going to get all [the] top-secret documents back,” said one Trump adviser. “That ship has probably sailed.”

In fact, several longtime Trump advisers said they want absolutely nothing to do with the boxes of documents, especially since any knowledge of the contents could invite an unwanted knock on the door from the feds. 

“Who would want any of that back? … If it is what they say it is, keep them the hell away,” another adviser said.

Still, that hasn’t deterred Trump, who wants someone, anyone, to GET MY DOCUMENTS BACK!! by any means necessary.

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These days, Donald Trump has found it difficult — if not nearly impossible — to find legal representation willing to take him on as a client. No lawyer wants to touch him with a 10-foot pole. However, Trump was able to secure the services of former federal prosecutor Evan Corcoran, who has been quietly preparing flimsy legal procedures and arguments in an effort to GET MY DOCUMENTS BACK!!

Among the measures being prepped is the drafting of a so-called “Rule 41(g) motion,” which allows “a person aggrieved by an unlawful search and seizure of property” to “move for the property’s return,” according to the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure. Too bad the strategy is such a joke and that most legal minds believe a judge would throw it immediately out of court.

“The motion he already filed is so absolutely terrible, that it’s hard to contemplate him filing something even more aggressive and even more unlikely to succeed,” said criminal defense attorney and former federal prosecutor Ken White. 

“However, Trump is basically trying to litigate the ultimate issue in the case, which is whether he had the right to possess and keep those things, even after he was asked to return them. It’s very unlikely that the court would accept that invitation to litigate that…He would have to prove that those things were illegally taken, and — based on what we know — that is going to be very difficult to prove,” White added. “He’s going to have to make some very unusual legal arguments, which, if they’re anything like the motion that was just filed, is going to be a very uphill climb.”

It’s unclear what dystopian universe Donald Trump thinks he’s living in, but the stolen documents are not “his” and no lawyer can go up against the United States government to “GET MY DOCUMENTS BACK!!” no matter how much Trump yells and screams.


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Truthiz1

Honestly, there are some days when I almost have no words when it comes to this corrupt, dangerous and petulant man-child…smh!

When the New York Times broke the news yesterday afternoon about Trump having stolen “more than 700 pages of documents” (ranging form classified to Highly classified) when he left office, I simply couldn’t believe it for a minute! It was bad enough when we thought the number was 300.

And then I remembered just who we’re dealing with and my initial thought of disbelief was instantly replaced by the thought that of course he would do such a thing!

We’ve said it before, there is NO bottom for this guy. No depth too low for him to go. He’s an empty and vacuous black hole. Evil and corrupt to the core.

Last edited 2 years ago by Truthiz1
Mr.BD

hey Truth I am with you on that. He does do much foolishness you run out of words to say.

Truthiz1

And when it comes to Trump finding a good lawyer, DJ’s right, no reputable lawyer “wants to touch him with a 10-foot pole.” And understandably so!  

Being associated with Trump is like the “Kiss of death,” professionally and personally – because of Him. And the fact that everything he touches dies.  

So he’s stuck having to hire the bottom of the barrel types of legal representation. And that’s exactly what he’s got – bottom of the barrel types of legal representation

Last edited 2 years ago by Truthiz1
Truthiz1

The Dispatch Reader:
For disclosure – I am a “none” in regards to church attendance. However, I spent enough time in Sunday school to ask people who believe in Satan this: Is Trump not the greatest trick the Devil ever played? Is Trump not singlehandedly corrupting the leaders of Christendom and leading them away from Christ and toward worldly power? Is this dynamic shrinking or growing churches? With all this evidence how would one conclude Trump is the savior? He is clearly the destroyer. […]

Truthiz1

Don’t know if Trump’s “the greatest trick the Devil ever played.” But I do know Trump is not “singlehandedly corrupting the leaders of Christendom and leading them away from Christ and toward worldly power.” He simply emboldened them to proudly come out and show themselves for who they really are!

All of that crap was already in them! 

“The Church” was already shrinking when Trump rose to power, thanks to jack-leg, phony preachers and pious zealots, bigots, and hypocritical members of “The Church.”

And of course Trump is nobody’s savior. He is a destroyer. Full stop. 

Last edited 2 years ago by Truthiz1
Mr.BD

There is no doubt in my mind something is wrong with this man. Instead of jail they probably need to commit him to a mental hospital.

Truthiz1

Lol…yeah BD. The kind of psychiatric hospital with bars on the windows! And after he’s done a few years there THEN send his sorry azz straight to prison!

I real one!

Last edited 2 years ago by Truthiz1
Mr.BD

Instead of handcuffs put him in a straight jacket lol.

Truthiz1

Lol..ya darn skippy!

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