Insignificant Donald Trump Hates Being Irrelevant

Poor Donald Trump. His fragile ego is having an awfully hard time adjusting to his new lot in life as Insignificant Donald Trump.

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First, he lost all the court cases that would have stolen the election for him and returned him to the protection of the presidency. Then, he lost his beloved Twitter account and all other social media communication tools. Next, with only a few days to pack, he was kicked out of The White House and sent back to private life in Florida. Now, with no one hanging on his every word and no way to communicate en masse to his flock, Trump is being forced to come to grips with just how insignificant and irrelevant he really is — and he doesn’t like it one bit!

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President Joe Biden and the grown-ups are now in charge of the US government and have returned competency to the West Wing in only a matter of 50 days. A $1.9 trillion aid package was approved and is on the way to help needy Americans who are still suffering from the effects of the pandemic. Three different versions of the vaccine have been approved and are rolling out across every state in the country. President Biden said in a presidential address he expects every American who wants a vaccine to be able to get one by May, and he sees a beginning of a return to normalcy by July 4th.

Well, the jealous and bitter former commander in chief simply couldn’t take any more of ceding the spotlight to his successor. So, Insignificant Donald Trump forced his way back into the headlines with a public statement designed to refocus attention onto his Number 1 priority: HIMSELF!

“I hope everyone remembers when they’re getting the Covid-19 (often referred to as the China Virus) Vaccine, that if I wasn’t President, you wouldn’t be getting that beautiful “shot” for 5 years, at best, and probably wouldn’t be getting it at all,” the pathetic and insignificant Donald Trump said. “I hope everyone remembers!”

Yes, it’s been weeks since anyone pat Trump and his thirsty ego on the back. So, like a helpless junkie feening for his next fix, he went public and did it himself.

Being out of control and out of the spotlight is clearly not sitting well with Insignificant Donald Trump. Rapidly running low on money and facing mounting legal battles in New York and Georgia, Trump’s statement last week was only foreshadowed by his attempt to seize control of the Republican coffers and have all donations funneled directly to him.

Last week, Trump picked a fight with GOP operatives then used the quarrel to convince Republican small-money donors to send cash to his new political action committee and NOT directly to the party.

“No more money for RINOS,” Trump said against those known as Republicans In Name Only. Instead, Trump wants all money sent directly to his own political action committee — a move that would give him complete control over how the funds are spent and who receives them. More specifically, Trump could use the “donations” to pay himself and his family members a salary and even use the cash for his legal battles or to pay off his growing personal debt.

The vindictive and insignificant Donald Trump is still hell-bent on settling scores against those Republicans who didn’t back his outlandish claims of voter fraud. He also has it out for anyone who supported his impeachment or remained silent as he was reduced to a laughing stock in his final days.

If given control of the GOP purse strings, Trump recognizes he will once again hold the power to say “Yes” to his friends and “No” to his enemies when asked for campaign funds. Of course, he’ll also have the ability to cook the books and “borrow” the donations to use as his own personal ATM machine.

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