JOE THE PLUMBER QUITS THE GOP!

DJ May 8, 2009

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THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING…

I hate to be the bearer of bad news on a Friday, but hold on to your hats on this one. In a stunning announcement to TIME magazine, Republican Poster Boy Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher has had it with the GOP, and is quitting the party! HUH????

Yep, it’s true. ~~Samuel~~, er, I mean “Joe” said he’s so outraged by GOP overspending, that he just can’t take it anymore. So the Republican darling and Sarah Palin favorite says he’s quitting the party, despite the fact that he’s the bull’s-eye of the GOP’s target audience. He tried his hand at being an unlicensed plumber assistant, but failed. He tried his hand at being an international journalist/reporter, but failed. He tried his hand at being a political figurehead, but has also now failed. So what’s next for this wayward drifter?

First, CAPTAIN AND TENILLE break up, then Arlen Specter defects, and now this. What is the world coming to!

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DJ May 8, 2009

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I saw this story yesterday evening and thought it was hilarious_the GOP (losers) is too whacked for "Joe the NOT-really-a-Plumber" (loser)_too funny_lol.DJ;"First, CAPTAIN AND TENILLE break up, then Arlen Specter defects, and now this. What is the world coming to!"You had to ask_LOL! Just when it seems like reich-wingers couldn’t possibly sink any lower in terms of their collective IQ, they prove me wrong YET AGAIN!“MUSTARD-GATE”Summary: Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, and Mark Steyn criticized President Obama as an elitist because he ordered a burger with "spicy mustard" or "Dijon mustard."That’s right_Reich-wingers are raising h*ll about the fact that Pres. Obama prefers DIJON MUSTARD on his cheeseburger (sigh)!Apparently, David Frum, the Republican speechwriter, has heard enough from Hannity and company!"What kind of a man eats his hamburger without ketchup? That was the big question yesterday on talk radio, after President Obama visited an Arlington, Virginia, hamburger place on Tuesday and ordered his burger with spicy mustard. First answer: Texans.Texans traditionally eat hamburgers with mustard or with mayonnaise (or with both), but without ketchup. This is simply called a “hamburger” in Texas, but is sometimes called a “Cowboy Burger” or a “Texas Burger” outside of Texas. A hamburger with ketchup is sometimes called a “Yankee Burger.” A hamburger with mayonnaise is sometimes called a “Sissy Burger.” Dirty Martin’s (in Austin since 1926) serves hamburgers with mustard, pickles, onions, and tomatoes, but it is not known when this combination began. The popular Texas “Whataburger” hamburger chain has served hamburgers with mustard from its founding (1950). The hamburger-with-mustard combination in Texas is attested at least from the 1950s, but the pre-1950s hamburger condiments cannot be firmly established. Second answer: Republicans. A 2000 survey of members of Congress by the National Hot Dog Council found that 73% of Republican lawmakers preferred mustard to ketchup, as opposed to 47% of Democratic lawmakers. Final answer: traditionalists. Louis' Lunch in New Haven, Connecticut, the restaurant widely believed to have served the first hamburgers ever made in the United States, absolutely forbids ketchup. Next question?" Source: <a href="http://newmajority.comhttp://newmajority.com<br />PA.THE.TIC.

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Truthiz says:

May 8, 2009 at 2:11 PM

I saw this story yesterday evening and thought it was hilarious_the GOP (losers) is too whacked for "Joe the NOT-really-a-Plumber" (loser)_too funny_lol.DJ;"First, CAPTAIN AND TENILLE break up, then Arlen Specter defects, and now this. What is the world coming to!"You had to ask_LOL! Just when it seems like reich-wingers couldn’t possibly sink any lower in terms of their collective IQ, they prove me wrong YET AGAIN!“MUSTARD-GATE”Summary: Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, and Mark Steyn criticized President Obama as an elitist because he ordered a burger with "spicy mustard" or "Dijon mustard."That’s right_Reich-wingers are raising h*ll about the fact that Pres. Obama prefers DIJON MUSTARD on his cheeseburger (sigh)!Apparently, David Frum, the Republican speechwriter, has heard enough from Hannity and company!"What kind of a man eats his hamburger without ketchup? That was the big question yesterday on talk radio, after President Obama visited an Arlington, Virginia, hamburger place on Tuesday and ordered his burger with spicy mustard. First answer: Texans.Texans traditionally eat hamburgers with mustard or with mayonnaise (or with both), but without ketchup. This is simply called a “hamburger” in Texas, but is sometimes called a “Cowboy Burger” or a “Texas Burger” outside of Texas. A hamburger with ketchup is sometimes called a “Yankee Burger.” A hamburger with mayonnaise is sometimes called a “Sissy Burger.” Dirty Martin’s (in Austin since 1926) serves hamburgers with mustard, pickles, onions, and tomatoes, but it is not known when this combination began. The popular Texas “Whataburger” hamburger chain has served hamburgers with mustard from its founding (1950). The hamburger-with-mustard combination in Texas is attested at least from the 1950s, but the pre-1950s hamburger condiments cannot be firmly established. Second answer: Republicans. A 2000 survey of members of Congress by the National Hot Dog Council found that 73% of Republican lawmakers preferred mustard to ketchup, as opposed to 47% of Democratic lawmakers. Final answer: traditionalists. Louis' Lunch in New Haven, Connecticut, the restaurant widely believed to have served the first hamburgers ever made in the United States, absolutely forbids ketchup. Next question?" Source: <a href="http://newmajority.comhttp://newmajority.com<br />PA.THE.TIC.

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