Technology –
Laser Turntable Plays Vinyl Albums

Are you an old-school music lover? Do you have an incredibly huge vinyl record collection? Then this new laser turntable might just be for you!

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Most people don’t have an actual “record player” in their home, although plenty of people still own a ton of vinyl records. Well, just in time for Christmas, the ELP Laser Turntable is here to save the day.

As amazing as your great record collection once was, your prized platters eventually got scratched, dinged, or had the grooves worn down after heavy use.  That’s where the ELP Laser Turntable comes in with a high-tech way to play all your favorite records without ever having to actually touch the wax.

According to the ELP website: “The Laser Turntable employs patented technology that produces phenomenal fidelity while never physically touching the record, thus eliminating the deterioration to the album’s surface inflicted by conventional turntables. The laser’s precision allows you to pick up audio information that has never been touched or damaged by a needle. This virgin audio information is then reproduced without digitization maintaining true analog sound as close as possible to when the master tape was recorded. The Laser Turntable even allows you to play records that have been severely warped or damaged over years of wear and tear.”

Imagine the new ELP Laser Turntable playing all your old and favorite records without using a needle. This single invention could be a celebrated comeback for our beloved vinyl collection.  Great news, right?

Well, here’s the not so great news.  All you need is a spare $15,000 bucks and it’s yours.

Hmmm…on second thought, maybe an old-school record player and a few scratches on the vinyl isn’t so bad after all.

THANK GOD IT’S Almost Christmas!

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