SHEEN ON TOUR
Did you think the Charlie Sheen saga couldn’t get any more bizarre? Well, guess again!
The just fired former star of “Two and a Half Men” has announced that he will be taking his shenanigans on national tour, in a presentation he will call “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.”
The one-man-show that is sure to be a comedy of errors, will kick off in Detroit on April 2nd, with an additional stop in Chicago. Only two dates have been announced thus far, but Sheen hopes to add more cities as word of mouth spreads.
“Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions?” a show description reads on Ticketmaster’s Web site. “Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth?”
Maybe the better question is: Will you care?
What is this clown gonna be doing on a tour? If he was singing and dancing like in a musical play maybe I'd go. But what does he do that people should wanna go see it?