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SLAP ON THE WRIST
Yesterday, the Florida State Patrol closed their investigation into the Tiger Woods car crash, by citing him with a standard traffic violation of wreckless driving, which carries a fine of $164. and 4 points on his driving record. This is excellent news for the pro golfer who hopes his efforts to remain silent and just ride it out have paid off. Now if only the media can stop talking about it perhaps the general public might get wrapped up in the holiday spirit and forget the whole thing!