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SPLITSVILLE!
Remember last summer when it was revealed that Sarah Palin’s teenage daughter Bristol was pregnant? And remember when the McCain/Palin campaign used political spin to make it a beautiful occurrence, claiming Bristol and her high school senior beau Levi Johnston were planning to marry and become a perfect family? And remember all the uncomfortable pictures from when they rolled good old Levi out and forced him to participate on camera and on stage in all the political appearances with John McCain? Well put down the shotgun Grandma Sarah, because this wedding is off!
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Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have officially announced they are no longer a couple and in spite of their newborn son Tripp, have gone their separate ways. In fact, Levi went even further and made it known they broke up some time ago and have long since moved on with their own lives. Could it be possible that the two love-sick teenagers were never really meant to be together for life, but that the whole marriage thing was a slick attempt to smooth over the unplanned and out of wedlock pregnancy of the daughter of the Christian Conservative Sarah Palin? Oh, say it ain’t so!
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WATCH as Bristol Palin explains that sexual abstinence is unrealistic:
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WATCH as Bristol Palin explains that sexual abstinence is unrealistic:
HAHAHAHAHA GOOD FOR YOU KIDS BRISOL & LEVI. TOO YOUNG FOR YOU PARENTS TO BE FORCING YOU INTO A WEDDING YOU NEVER WANTED. BRISTOL GOT PREGNANT SO WHAT? HAPPENS TO A LOTTA TEENS. SARAH JUST GET OVER IT AND GO RAISE YOUR GRANDCHILD!!!!