A new trend has Twitter and Tik Tok talking that could redefine the concept of marriage: Straight husband and husband.
Lifestyle :
Yes, this new concept involves 2 totally straight men who actually get married to each other — hence, the name STRAIGHT husband and husband. The men marry, receive the lucrative marriage tax break from the government by filing jointly, then pool their 2 incomes to purchase the home, car(s), and vacations of their dreams. They each maintain their own separate Master Bedroom and use their joint incomes to hire a maid and/or cook in order to limit their responsibilities.
The “marriage” is 100% nonsexual between the 2 men, which provides them the freedom to sleep with as many women as they want whenever they want. No questions asked. The Straight husband and husband escort each other to work events (dinner with the boss, etc.) and go on “dates” with each other to bars, concerts, and sporting events. They keep their home in whatever condition they choose and answer to no one emotionally. In short, they’re both free as birds — all while enjoying the benefits (without consequences) of married life.
”I’m looking for a straight man, that would like to get married to another straight man,” said one Straight husband and husband seeker via video. “You can date any woman you want to. You can have as many girls as you want to… I don’t care. I’ll never b*tch about it. I just want a joint, two-income household, with two master bedrooms, and all,” the man continued.
So, why would 2 men who are not gay want to marry each other and become Straight husband and husband?
According to the relationship website hypebae, men don’t really “like” women and actually prefer and enjoy the company of their male friends for entertainment over the company of females. They rarely share the same interests with women and only do the things their girlfriend or wife wants to do because they’re forced or guilted into doing so.
Hypebae believes men marry women almost always because they’re conditioned from birth that they’re supposed to and not because they really want to do so. For plenty of men, a good time means coming home after work, watching the game and drinking a beer with their buddies, playing video games into the wee hours, having sex, then falling asleep.
WASH. RINSE. REPEAT.
None of that involves an emotional attachment to a woman and, in theory, makes a woman nearly obsolete to the men.
If they later decide they want children, they can create a child with any woman they choose and co-parent the same way divorced couples do today.
I threaded the TikTok that he got this from and honestly I’m all for men doing it. But it’s gonna be funny when they can’t get the women they believe they will. https://t.co/Y5IZUpcqVd
— A Rich Ass Karen! (@queenveej) October 17, 2022
For the Straight husband and husband, hypebae says men only desire a woman for sex, domestic aide (cooking, cleaning, child-rearing, etc.), and to “mother” him. Aside from that, plenty of men would likely never need or want a woman who wasn’t a family member or friend.
Yes, the concept is wild and almost a bit rude. Still, it’s the fantasy life of more men than we know — and now, men are even advertising for a straight “husband” to turn the trend into a popular reality.
According to the men, why should a man marry a woman for love (and get taken to the cleaners financially and emotionally if they divorce) when he can simply marry another man for fun, enjoy all the perks of marriage, and still live the single life with no strings attached?
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OK WASSUP! discusses Lifestyle News:
Straight husband for husband = the new marriage?
(Sigh!) And we wonder why this country seems to be going to H*ll in a handbasket..smh!
Seriously, the madness never stops!
I don’t care what they claim to be. Men who think this is a good idea AIN’T straight!
At best, they are closet-bisexuals.