The 4-year run of the Donald Trump circus is coming to an unceremonious end. Still, that didn’t stop RingMaster Don and his clown show from putting on one hell of an act this week.
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We knew back in 2016 that the reign of Donald Trump would be a bumpy ride. However, no one predicted the gutter tactics that have been playing out in TrumpWorld this week — and will likely continue until ‘The Donald’ is sent packing.
There’s the Trump “herd immunity” plan (getting young people sick with COVID) which he originally intended as his answer for the pandemic, his ever-growing list of potential presidential pardons that’s so vast it needed a spreadsheet, and so much more.
However, let’s take a look at the top 5 highlights from this week of nearly a dozen dazzling closing performances of the Donald Trump Circus.
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ALTERNATE ELECTORS?
On Monday, the US Electoral College officially certified Joe Biden as the winner of the 2020 presidential election and will send their certification to Congress to be ratified. However, Donald Trump is still having NONE of it.
His latest stunt? He is selecting his own personal slate of electors who will deem HIM the winner of the election (despite even a sliver of proof) — and those “electors” will then submit their “certification” to Congress to be ratified.
Regrettably, Donald, that’s just not how the system or the constitution works. Picking your own “electors” is equivalent to any ordinary American getting together with their friends, naming a winner, then mailing those results to Congress. Or, in other words, some make-believe certification from the Trump Circus to Congress will be ignored like a box full of junk mail.
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EX-COP/TRUMP SUPPORTER TAKES A HOSTAGE
A former Houston police captain was so drunk on the Trump Kool-Aid conspiracy that the election was fixed and frauded for Biden, that he concocted a crime movie in his own head — then acted it all out as if it were real!
For weeks, ex-cop Mark Aguirre stalked a man he believed was the ringleader in providing millions of fake ballots across the country that eventually handed Joe Biden a win. Seizing his chance earlier this week to expose the man, prove that the conspiracy was real, then save the Trump presidency, Aguirre ran the man and his van off the road, held him hostage on the ground at gunpoint, then demanded to see the thousands of fake ballots he was convinced was in the back of the man’s van.
Surprise, surprise! Not only was the man not some fake ballot-carrying mastermind, but he was nothing more than a run-of-the-mill air conditioner repairman going about his day’s work. Oh, and as for the alleged ballots in the back of the van, Aguirre found nothing but repair tools and a work log.
By the way, why would ballots be in someone’s trunk in December for an election that was over weeks ago in November???
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MITCH ATTACKED OVER ELECTION ACCEPTANCE
Fearing long-lasting damage the Trump Circus might cause democracy for America’s future (not to mention his own reputation for appearing ignorant and out of touch), Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell FINALLY accepted and publicly congratulated Joe Biden on Tuesday as the official president-elect.
Needless to say, the move pissed Donald Trump and his MAGA minions off to no end.
Almost immediately, the MAGAites and ReTrumplicans took to social media to drag their once beloved McConnell through the mud for daring to speak the truth instead of toeing the line of the Trump fantasy.
He “caved to the mob,” tweeted Sebastian Gorka.
It’s “time for some fresh thinking and new blood,” tweeted Mark Levin.
Too bad MAGAland and their senior clown just don’t realize that kicking and screaming does not and will not change the US constitution simply because they want it to be so.
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TRUMP: ‘I’m Not Going!’
Although recent reports have suggested that Donald Trump may not return to The White House when he leaves for Christmas, Trump introduced an old hit to that theory this week.
On Wednesday, ‘The Donald’ suggested (once again) that if some legal entity does not do whatever it takes to let him remain as president, he will barricade himself inside the Oval Office and refuse to leave on January 20th.
“Trump’s lashing out and throwing a f*cking temper tantrum about leaving the White House.” – Senior White House adviser
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Let’s be honest. How many of us would love to watch this reality show play out on national TV — with the US Secret Service physically removing Trump from The White House then throwing him out onto the street like a brazen drunk from a bar?
Too bad it will never happen. Trump’s threats are nothing more than braggadocious hot air meant to keep those MAGA donations flowing into his pockets to help pay down his half a billion dollars of debt.
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REVENGE AGAINST OBAMA/BIDEN
Still reeling from the Mueller investigation and believing that he was “robbed” of years of his presidency, the vindictive Donald Trump is out for blood.
In order to “get back” at former President Barack Obama for allegedly investigating him in 2016 and Joe Biden for beating him in 2020, Trump is calling for a special investigation into soon-to-be first son, Hunter Biden.
With only weeks left in his power-trip presidency, Trump is spending his waning days concocting ways to exact revenge against his enemies and detractors and to prevent himself from looking like the loser that he is.
Too bad for him the clock is simply not on his side for this Hunter Biden nothing burger.
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Thankfully, the 3-ring-circus known as the Trump circus will soon be over. However, expect RingMaster Trump and his MAGA clowns to milk every bit of performance art out of the next few weeks as they can — before they’re all thrown out onto the street like a brazen drunk from a bar!
Kudos on that picture of clowns DJ. It’s a prefect depiction of Trump and his clownish minions! If it wasn’t for the fact that his final circus act is so dangerous and destructive for our country and the American people, that pic would be hilarious.
[We knew back in 2016 that the reign of Donald Trump would be a bumpy ride. However, no one predicted the gutter tactics that have been playing out in TrumpWorld this week — and will likely continue until ‘The Donald’ is sent packing. ]
Well I’m gonna have to respectively disagree with your “much too kind” take on Donald’s final circus act. We knew he would try to burn the entire country down if he lost re-election. And we predicted as much.