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Do you like Whisky?  Do you like a good old-fashioned home blend?  Well, here’s a brand that’s definitely “old-fashioned” and definitely “blended” at home.  But, um… you may wish to pass on it.

Introducing the Gilpin Family Whisky — a unique single malt whiskey made from urine.  That’s right, you read correctly.  It’s made from URINE!  More specifically, it’s made from the sugar rich urine of good, old-fashioned elderly diabetics.  Ewww…

Apparently since large amounts of sugar are excreted on a daily basis by type-two diabetic patients, especially those higher up in the aging population, the elderly and their full bladders are just what Gilpin needs to make a batch.  The sugar is removed first by purifying the urine and then adding it to the mash stock to accelerate the fermentation process.  And voila!  You’ve got yourself a fifth of, er… Whisky.

Gilpin Family Whisky is not sold commercially, but is instead being given away as a public health statement. Although it only takes a couple of weeks to make a batch, Gilpin himself think it’s “best if it is left in the bottle for a little while.”  Hmmm…

(I’m scared to ask how one of the bottles became red)  

Oh well — anyone for a glass of good old-fashioned fermented pee Whisky?

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BD

LOL this is just awful! I hope nobodys really drinking it.

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